Yawn and you could land up in jail

This happened to a Chicago courtroom spectator who is now facing six months in jail for making what the court said yawn like sound in Will County Judge Daniel Rozak's court. This unlucky man was Clifton Williams who was present in the court when his cousin was being sentenced for drug charge. Yawning Williams was charged with contempt of court and sentenced to six months in jail.

So the next time you yawn in a public place be careful or you could land up in jail.

Bride spends first wedding night with Vodka crate

A German bride was found in the company of Vodka crate rather than her husband on her first wedding night. Ultimately the women had to be rescued from her BMW which had started to overheat in the sun.

This thirty year old bride was found in an inebriated condition and remained unconscious even after the car windows were smashed. After regaining consciousness she told that she wasn’t aware where her husband or car keys were.

Man blames his cat for child porn download

I never knew cats loved child pornography and probably I came to know about it after Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach blamed his cat for a thousand child porn images found on his computer.

After being caught he squarely blamed his cat for all this mess and said that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard when he was downloading music. He said that when he returned to his room he found strange things on his computer.

Sounds too good to be true and that’s why Keith Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail.

School student made to smoke 42 cigarettes as punishment

If you are a school student who is addicted to cigarettes then beware as you could end up with punishment which you may have never thought in your life. A Malaysian student was forced to smoke 42 cigarettes for four hours as punishment after his teacher found a cigarette and lighter from his locker.

This upset the teacher so much that she asked 16-year-old Mohamad Alif Arifin to smoke a whopping 42 cigarettes as a form of punishment in a school in the northern island of Langkawi.

Never came across such novel form of punishment for smoking!!

Kiss on first date could lead you into deep trouble

Never kiss on a date without permission or you could end up in jail. Take this case of a South Korean hypnotist who was fined for stealing kiss on blind date with a woman whom he thought he had put through a trance.

The 32 year old man hypnotized his 27 year old date by using the following words:

Black hole! You will plunge deeper into a trance. You will feel thrilled all over your body and if my hand touches your body, you will feel intense pleasure.

He thought the women had fallen in his trap but unfortunately the women was fully alert and though her eyes were closed she pushed him away when he tried to kiss her. Later a sexual harassment case was filed and the Seoul Central District Court fined him three million won or $2,453.

Check out the world’s largest rat

Is this world’s largest rat? Seems so as this giant rat was caught in the province of Fujian in China. It weighed six pound and comes with a foot long tail. It could either be the Chinese Bamboo Rat or the Sumantra Bamboo Rat.

I never thought Chinese could be so tall!!

Indian underweight rugby team asked to eat 15 eggs daily if it wants to win

If the lowly placed Indian rugby team wants to create an impact at the Commonwealth games then it will have to eat at least fifteen eggs daily to catch up with its international counterparts who weigh between 88 and 100 kg whereas the Indian rugby players just weigh between 72-77 kg on an average.

So if the words of their South African coach Norman Laker are to be believed then Indian rugby players will have to gobble at least six eggs for breakfast and remaining nine at any time of the day.

Seems a humungous task for these underfed Indian rugby team it seems!!

If you cannot afford car air conditioning then check this!!

Seems this guy cannot afford car air conditioning therefore has gone for this kind of arrangement. LOL!!!

Man caught for having sex with horse repeatedly

A man from South Carolina was caught having sex with a horse and was videotaped for the act by the stable owner. On being caught he was staked out the stable and caught at shotgun point before being handed to the police.

This man had already been arrested for having sex with the same horse. The owner sensed trouble after she saw her horse acting strange and getting infections. The mentally unstable man was caught after several nights of hard work by the lady who owns the stable.

Fake cop tries to rob the real one!!!

Believe me, looks can be really deceptive and this is what a man impersonating as police cop didn’t knew about. 21-year-old Antonio Fernandez Martinez from Oakland tried to pull over a real undercover officer thinking that he would be an easy catch but luck ran out of favor for him when he signaled him to stop and now Antonio stands to face a prison term.

In order to look like real Antonio Fernandez Martinez was driving a Ford Crown Victoria fitted with flashing lights, microphone and speakers. Looks can certainly be deceptive mate!!!

Have a porn actress as wife, get ready to be fired!!

This is what happened to a city manager of a small southwest Florida town after the mayor came to know that his wife was an adult film actress. Scott Janke was fired when the mayor called an emergency meeting after he heard about his spouse and a 5-0 no cause clause was enough to cancel the contract of Janke. In lieu of this he will be paid a six month severance package which works out to $50,000 along with health benefits.

This is what Fort Myers Beach Mayor Larry Kiker had to say after firing Scott Janke from his job:

What we were addressing was a situation where we weren't going to be able to govern the town with all the disruption and interruption.

This action seems to have backfired already and Kiker has already started receiving threatening mails from people. I just wonder how his wife’s profession affects his job at any point of time. Seems the mayor will have to change his mindset of face the wrath of the society.

If you wear Durex condom then check its refund policy too!!

To all those who use Durex condoms, have you ever checked its refund policy?? Have a look out here, LOL!!!

Get a taste of worlds largest cup cake

How about a 151 pound cup cake for your tea party? Sounds joke to you but cakes.com created a 151-pound cupcake which comprised of 15 pounds of fudge filling and 60 pounds of yellow icing. This world’s largest cup cake was the creation of pastry chef JodiLee Knops. It was demonstrated at the Mall of America in Minneapolis.

This world’s largest cupcake was send to a pig farm. I hope the pigs must have had a great treat gorging on this delicacy and must have thanked their stars. The cake makers decided against giving cake pieces to mall patrons as it could lead to frosting rather it ended up giving 4,000 small cup cakes to them.

Have you ever seen a multi colored poodle?

People in China are crazy about their pets and like dressing them up to perfection. This is one of the poodles dyed to order in Wuhan province of China. People in China prefer the coat of their pets to be colored and the country is experiencing an increase in pet spending.

Credit: Zhou Chao, China Foto Press/Getty Images

Sunshine insurance for a pleasant travel experience

Recession is at its peak and French travel agencies in order to woo travelers have introduced Sunshine Insurance so that sunshine doesn’t play spoilsport during your vacation. Sunshine insurance launched by Pierre et Vacances and FranceLoc enables holiday seekers to claim a part of the cost of their trip in case they suffer four days of rain in a week.

The holiday group said in a statement:

Aon France allows Pierre & Vacances to propose its clients with automatic reimbursement for part of their stay...if weather conditions don't meet expectations

Satellite photos from French weather bureau will be used for calculating the reimbursements. Compensation up to $556 will be available and holidaying people will be informed by email or text message if they are liable to receive compensation and a cheque would be mailed to them within a few days after they reach back home. Certainly a weird insurance but something has to be done to keep the cash registers ringing.

Bride’s bouquet brings plane crashing down in Italy

A romantic wedding celebration in Italy turned into a disaster when an attempt to launch bouquet of the bride from the plane failed and brought down the plane along with its occupants down. The people traveling in the plane escaped hurt when the bride’s bouquet launched got caught in the rear motor of the aircraft, blocked the engine and brought it crashing down. The pilot received less injuries but the passenger responsible for throwing the bouquet ended up in the hospital with several broken bones.

Thankfully the bride and the groom were not traveling in the plane at the time of the mishap!!

Do sex in an eco friendly manner and get discounts

Arrive on an eco friendly mode of transport for sex and avail discounts. Maison d'envie, a brothel in Berlin is offering environmental discount of around five euros for clients who came by bikes or used public transportation for the purpose. Sex at the brothel starts at 30 euros for fifteen minutes of sex and assorted naughtiness. The brothel owner is pretty excited as up to five customers have been taking benefit of the discount and this has also made housewives in Berlin wonder why their husbands have suddenly started to cycle for work.

Bottled water gets thumbs down in Australian town

In a rare case and possibly one of the first kinds in the world, citizens of Bundanoon have voted to ban the sale of bottled water. Bottled water was encouraged as a healthy alternative to sugary drinks in the eighties but now it is being dubbed as environmental menace as it not only requires energy for production and transportation but also takes up space in landfills.

The same cannot be said about developing nations which fail to even meet the standards of tap water being given to citizens in developed countries.

Nude Safety Video released by Air New Zealand

Times are tough for airline companies and they are adopting innovative strategies to bring passengers on to the empty flights. In one such strategy New Zealand Airlines has released an in flight safety video featuring its employees with nothing but body paint.

Called the Bare Essentials of Safety, this video is being featured in the cabins of Air New Zealand planes flying on domestic routes. The video has gone viral and till Friday it has received .2 million views. It is a 3.5 minute video featuring three cabin staff and pilot with full body paint which appears like their uniforms talking about safety procedures of the aircraft. Check out the video

Northern California elementary school memory DVD turns out to be teacher’s sex video

Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!! Parents and kids of Northern California elementary school were witness to amorous activity of their teacher on a DVD which was supposed to contain class memories.

The supposed DVD contained a six second clip of the teacher having sex on the couch and the teacher realized the mistake when she received a call from one of the shocked parents about it. The school authorities have requested the parents to destroy the DVD but I feel the sex clip will hit the internet pretty soon and will be available for free download.

P.S. The teacher in question is Crystal Defanti

Married and divorced on the same day

This may sound crazy but a couple in Germany got married and divorced on the same day itself and the feelings were mutual where both of them never wanted to see their faces again.

After the civil ceremony the fifty year old man and thirty four year old women started off for a rowing expedition but the husband tried to cut off her hair with a kitchen knife. The bride called up the police who issued the husband with a restraining order which was readily accepted by him.
Ultimately the man ended up spending his wedding night in a local shelter for homeless people. 

Have a look at world’s ugliest dog

Sometimes being ugly can be blessing in disguise and if you are an ugly dog then nothing better than it.

All what you need to have to be crowned as the world’s ugliest dog are floppy ears, scrunched face and prominent under bite which and the lucky winner was Pabst, a boxer mix which was rescued from a shelter.

At the end of the day Pabst’s owner received $1,600 in prize money apart from modeling contract with House of Dog and pet supplies. Sometimes being ugly can be pure luck!!

Hitchhiking Monster: The Street Art

There are some people who can create best pieces of art but only from stolen materials. Here is Joseph Carnevale, a North Carolina college student who went ahead and created this hitchhiking monster from three stolen construction barrels as part of street art.

The act of creating the hitchhiking monster was appreciated by the construction company which owned the barrels but it didn’t deter the police from going ahead and arresting Joseph Carnevale for vandalism.

Photo Credit: Joseph Carnevale, AP

Insult bartender and get food and drinks on the house

Recession has enabled a many to come up with innovative ideas to ward off these bad times and one such instance is a watering hole in Spain which is offering free beer and tapas to customers who abuses the bartender not in a mean manner though. The place being mentioned is Casa Pocho which is located in the beach resort town of Cullera near Valencia.

Free snacks and booze will only be offered to those who come up with creative wisecracks and it should be in good spirits and not something mean.

Bernard Mariusz who is the co-owner of the place stated:

They can't call me S.O.B., but they can call me jerk, idiot, clown, that kind of thing. This works, because even people in their 70s come to insult me.

The person who is able to throw the choicest of abuses is awarded with a small glass of beer and a plate of finger food which generally sells for 1.50 euros. Worth a try I must say!!

World’s first weightless wedding takes place

This is a wedding which I wouldn’t like to opt for but nothing could stop Erin Finnegan and Noah Fulmor from New York to tie the knot in zero gravity thousands of feet above the Gulf of Mexico.

The wedding was solemnized in modified Boeing 727-200 aircraft, G-Force One which is operated by Zero Gravity Corp. I have to admit that the couple faced difficulties in exchanging wedding rings and vows along with kisses which fumbled but at the end of the day everything went well.

For this very special wedding the tuxedo tails of Fulmor had to be stiffened so that it didn’t float out of control. The ceremony was accomplished by Richard Garriott, a second- generation U.S. space traveler but with lot of fumbling and thumping as the couple and guests tried to co-ordinate their movements in a microgravity environment.

Obaminoes: Obama Mural created from dominoes

Have a look at this exceptional piece of art created by elementary school students. Westfield's Franklin Avenue Elementary School students spent nearly two months for creating President Barack Obama mural. Dubbed as Obaminoes, this mural has been created from 2,420 dominoes. The good thing is Obaminoes has helped several students learn linear programming math skills in the process.

Have you ever seen such Red Lobster?

Have you ever come across such huge and weird red lobster in your life? What if you get a lobster like this on your dinner plate? I bet you will probably freak out!! This is a real picture of lobster which was caught accidentally while fishing by some fishermen.

Potato Portraits: Artists puts life in food

Potato Portraits

Potato Portraits
I think the potatoes which I use along with my meat are looking somewhat different today when I came across the potato portraits of Lebanese artist Ginou Choueiri. When you look at her work above you will realize that she has certainly put life in the potatoes which we consume everyday.

When I looked at the potatoes I was shocked at the moment and felt that real human faces have been implanted on the potatoes. Believe me they look so full of life after having passed through the hands of Ginou Choueiri.

Just have a look at what Ginou Choueiri has to say about it:

I chose the potato to portray human faces because of the many striking parallels. Not only is their skin porous like ours, but their skin texture and color is very similar, and like us, they come in different sizes, shapes and forms. Potatoes grow, live, and then decay, mirroring the ephemeral existence and fragility of our own human nature.

Put up this dog sign if somebody dares to trespass your property

If your property is subject to constant trespassing then you must probably put up this funny dog sign so that from next time nobody dares to enter your property without your permission.

Your latte with different shades

I never realized brewing coffee was an art until I came across all these cups of coffee with different shades. Have a look!!!

Dog returns home after eight long years

If you have owned a pet in your life and lost it you would have certainly lost any hope of it returning back to you but a Texas puppy returned back home eight years after ran away from the its owner Alison Murphy.

Dancer which is a brown and white terrier mix was left at the Humane Society in New Braunfels and was discovered by a musician in his neighborhood who took along the animal to the Humane Society to find out if it has any microchip implanted to it and actually it did.

It has now landed to its original owner albeit with a new name Fern and that too after eight long years!!!

Burj Al Arab Hotel: Worlds only seven star hotel - PartII

Burj Al Arab Hotel Dubai

Burj Al Arab Hotel Dubai Lobby

Burj Al Arab Hotel Dubai Atrium

Burj Al Arab Hotel: World’s Only Seven Star Hotel

Jacuzzi Burj Al Arab Hotel Dubai

Royal Suite Burj Al Arab Hotel Dubai

Al Mahara Restaurant

Al Falak Ballroom

Burj Al Arab Hotel Dubai Night View
If you are planning to visit Dubai the check out Burj Al Arab Hotel which is dubbed as the unofficial seven star hotel and is counted among world’s most luxurious and tallest hotel.

You are pampered with luxury when you become the guest of Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai.

Check out what you are pampered with as a guest of the hotel:

Chauffeur driven Rolls Royce
Discreet in-suite check in
Private reception desk on every floor
Round the clock brigade of highly trained butlers

This is just some of the services which you can avail at Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai

I never knew glowing puppies existed

I had seen glowing neon signs but what about glowing puppies. South Korean scientists claim to have engineered a number of beagles that turn red by using cloning technique.

Dubbed as Ruppy, it is a combination of puppy and ruby which glows red under UV light and its abdomen and tail maintains a red color to the naked eye. It is being termed as world's first transgenic dogs with fluorescent genes. Check the video out here.

Couple ends up having sex on the lawns of Windsor Castle

Where do you generally have sex? In your bedroom, kitchen, living room???? But what if you get a chance to have sex in a royal manner in Windsor Castle? Probably this might be the dream of lots of couple out there but one couple was lucky enough to undertake a romping session on the grass bank outside Windsor Castle.

As per witnesses the inebriated couple came out of the nearby restaurant and started mating on the grass bank just outside the Windsor Castle. Queen Elizabeth II was inside the castle when this amorous activity took place just a few feet away from her and so were hundreds of tourists witness to it since it was a Sunday afternoon.

Unfortunately the couple was arrested for their passionate act only when the act of copulation had taken place for more than fifteen minutes.

Look into the eyes of this hypnotic cat

This cat can really hypnotize you. Just look in the eyes this two year cat named Kitty from Riyadh which has one brown eye and one blue eye and is a mixture of Persian and Siamese.

I have already started to fall into the spell of this cat therefore I am signing off otherwise this cat might force me to do things which I would really not want to do.

Funny Billboards: You will never forget them!!

Funny Billboards: Will surely tickle your bone

Check out some of the funny billboard commercial which you would surely enjoy!!

Funny Billboard Commercial

I just came across this funny Billboard commercial and thought after seeing it you all guys wont be able to skip a smile!! :)

Check this latest way of making hands free call

Real funny but amazing pic of a man using his phone for making handsfree call. LOL, it seems he is all set to make Bluetooth technology obsolete.

Human hand in the jaws of a crocodile

At first instance you may feel the image is photoshopped but this is a true pic where a crocodile bit into the hand of a man who went close to him.

And for this very reason I follow the words of my granny who says stay away from the wild

Check out Fir Tree growing inside human lungs

I thought you just found air inside lungs but what if a tree starts growing inside it?? You must be saying WTF but this is true!! Russian doctors operated upon a man’s lung and found a two inch fir tree growing inside it and guess what, doctors had suspected that it was a case of tumor.

Check out this video

Check out the top ten sexual fantasies of women!!

Most of the men are confused regarding what their women want in bed. What if I make it easier for you by revealing the sexual fantasies of women so that you are able to satisfy your women in the best possible manner and emerge as a ‘superman’ at the end of your romping session.

Have a look at the top ten sexual fantasies of women:

1 Mrs Robinson and the toyboy.
2 Having a man as a sex slave.
3 Being carried off by a hunky stranger.
4 Pretending to be a high-class call girl.
5 Lesbian romp.
6 Threesome with two guys.
7 Going to an orgy.
8 Sex on a tropical beach.
9 Joining the mile-high club.
10 Sex in a public place.

One more thing if you are a virgin male then you must not feel jittery about your first encounter as women love to give ‘love lessons’ to virgin males in bed.

All this was revealed in a survey of 2000 women between the age of 28 to 46 . So if you are a male then get ready to fulfill the sexual fantasy of your lady love!!! One more thing also let me know your comments about it by commenting below. I would love to know your experiences!! 

Chihuahua puppy in the tea cup for you!!

This image is not the work of photoshop rather this Chihuahua puppy in the tea cup is one of the smallest dogs in UK which measures eight inches in length and weighs around three ounces.

This is a three week old Chihuahua puppy which has been named Tom Thumb and is just two inches short of the world record. Looks cute, doesn’t it???