Man caught for having sex with horse repeatedly

A man from South Carolina was caught having sex with a horse and was videotaped for the act by the stable owner. On being caught he was staked out the stable and caught at shotgun point before being handed to the police.

This man had already been arrested for having sex with the same horse. The owner sensed trouble after she saw her horse acting strange and getting infections. The mentally unstable man was caught after several nights of hard work by the lady who owns the stable.

Fake cop tries to rob the real one!!!

Believe me, looks can be really deceptive and this is what a man impersonating as police cop didn’t knew about. 21-year-old Antonio Fernandez Martinez from Oakland tried to pull over a real undercover officer thinking that he would be an easy catch but luck ran out of favor for him when he signaled him to stop and now Antonio stands to face a prison term.

In order to look like real Antonio Fernandez Martinez was driving a Ford Crown Victoria fitted with flashing lights, microphone and speakers. Looks can certainly be deceptive mate!!!

Have a porn actress as wife, get ready to be fired!!

This is what happened to a city manager of a small southwest Florida town after the mayor came to know that his wife was an adult film actress. Scott Janke was fired when the mayor called an emergency meeting after he heard about his spouse and a 5-0 no cause clause was enough to cancel the contract of Janke. In lieu of this he will be paid a six month severance package which works out to $50,000 along with health benefits.

This is what Fort Myers Beach Mayor Larry Kiker had to say after firing Scott Janke from his job:

What we were addressing was a situation where we weren't going to be able to govern the town with all the disruption and interruption.

This action seems to have backfired already and Kiker has already started receiving threatening mails from people. I just wonder how his wife’s profession affects his job at any point of time. Seems the mayor will have to change his mindset of face the wrath of the society.

If you wear Durex condom then check its refund policy too!!

To all those who use Durex condoms, have you ever checked its refund policy?? Have a look out here, LOL!!!

Get a taste of worlds largest cup cake

How about a 151 pound cup cake for your tea party? Sounds joke to you but cakes.com created a 151-pound cupcake which comprised of 15 pounds of fudge filling and 60 pounds of yellow icing. This world’s largest cup cake was the creation of pastry chef JodiLee Knops. It was demonstrated at the Mall of America in Minneapolis.

This world’s largest cupcake was send to a pig farm. I hope the pigs must have had a great treat gorging on this delicacy and must have thanked their stars. The cake makers decided against giving cake pieces to mall patrons as it could lead to frosting rather it ended up giving 4,000 small cup cakes to them.

Have you ever seen a multi colored poodle?

People in China are crazy about their pets and like dressing them up to perfection. This is one of the poodles dyed to order in Wuhan province of China. People in China prefer the coat of their pets to be colored and the country is experiencing an increase in pet spending.

Credit: Zhou Chao, China Foto Press/Getty Images

Sunshine insurance for a pleasant travel experience

Recession is at its peak and French travel agencies in order to woo travelers have introduced Sunshine Insurance so that sunshine doesn’t play spoilsport during your vacation. Sunshine insurance launched by Pierre et Vacances and FranceLoc enables holiday seekers to claim a part of the cost of their trip in case they suffer four days of rain in a week.

The holiday group said in a statement:

Aon France allows Pierre & Vacances to propose its clients with automatic reimbursement for part of their stay...if weather conditions don't meet expectations

Satellite photos from French weather bureau will be used for calculating the reimbursements. Compensation up to $556 will be available and holidaying people will be informed by email or text message if they are liable to receive compensation and a cheque would be mailed to them within a few days after they reach back home. Certainly a weird insurance but something has to be done to keep the cash registers ringing.

Bride’s bouquet brings plane crashing down in Italy

A romantic wedding celebration in Italy turned into a disaster when an attempt to launch bouquet of the bride from the plane failed and brought down the plane along with its occupants down. The people traveling in the plane escaped hurt when the bride’s bouquet launched got caught in the rear motor of the aircraft, blocked the engine and brought it crashing down. The pilot received less injuries but the passenger responsible for throwing the bouquet ended up in the hospital with several broken bones.

Thankfully the bride and the groom were not traveling in the plane at the time of the mishap!!

Do sex in an eco friendly manner and get discounts

Arrive on an eco friendly mode of transport for sex and avail discounts. Maison d'envie, a brothel in Berlin is offering environmental discount of around five euros for clients who came by bikes or used public transportation for the purpose. Sex at the brothel starts at 30 euros for fifteen minutes of sex and assorted naughtiness. The brothel owner is pretty excited as up to five customers have been taking benefit of the discount and this has also made housewives in Berlin wonder why their husbands have suddenly started to cycle for work.

Bottled water gets thumbs down in Australian town

In a rare case and possibly one of the first kinds in the world, citizens of Bundanoon have voted to ban the sale of bottled water. Bottled water was encouraged as a healthy alternative to sugary drinks in the eighties but now it is being dubbed as environmental menace as it not only requires energy for production and transportation but also takes up space in landfills.

The same cannot be said about developing nations which fail to even meet the standards of tap water being given to citizens in developed countries.

Nude Safety Video released by Air New Zealand

Times are tough for airline companies and they are adopting innovative strategies to bring passengers on to the empty flights. In one such strategy New Zealand Airlines has released an in flight safety video featuring its employees with nothing but body paint.

Called the Bare Essentials of Safety, this video is being featured in the cabins of Air New Zealand planes flying on domestic routes. The video has gone viral and till Friday it has received .2 million views. It is a 3.5 minute video featuring three cabin staff and pilot with full body paint which appears like their uniforms talking about safety procedures of the aircraft. Check out the video

Northern California elementary school memory DVD turns out to be teacher’s sex video

Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!! Parents and kids of Northern California elementary school were witness to amorous activity of their teacher on a DVD which was supposed to contain class memories.

The supposed DVD contained a six second clip of the teacher having sex on the couch and the teacher realized the mistake when she received a call from one of the shocked parents about it. The school authorities have requested the parents to destroy the DVD but I feel the sex clip will hit the internet pretty soon and will be available for free download.

P.S. The teacher in question is Crystal Defanti

Married and divorced on the same day

This may sound crazy but a couple in Germany got married and divorced on the same day itself and the feelings were mutual where both of them never wanted to see their faces again.

After the civil ceremony the fifty year old man and thirty four year old women started off for a rowing expedition but the husband tried to cut off her hair with a kitchen knife. The bride called up the police who issued the husband with a restraining order which was readily accepted by him.
Ultimately the man ended up spending his wedding night in a local shelter for homeless people. 